May 2012
me (walking down the stairs and tripping over a shoe): holy shit who the fuck left a fucking shoe here
me: oh it's mine
me: still nearly died so fuck you shoe
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here
let’s ground up these beans
and put them through a little doily
and filter water through the doily
and make JUICE OUT OF IT
i’m sure this will be a good idea
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oh, right
that’s tea
not coffee………………
my own blog is the only safe place
huddle close to my bosom, children
no bombs can reach you here
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[[MORE]]i’m harboring a lot of anger towards you right now, and i can’t put my finger on why
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btvs:
why couldn’t someone push harry into niagara falls today and end my fucking misery
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very seriously considering archiving this blog and generally peacing out
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kanyepayne:
ohohoh the nightbloggers have emerged
petrich0r:
j0hnhamish:
petrich0r:
dear will,
you suck
without love, a hemophobe that now wants to faint
(not actually mad i just wanted to remind you that you suck)
I tagged it properly you can’t be mad.
when have you ever used/announced the “tw: blood” thing before
ANSWER: never
you are the weakest link goodbye
caroline wins this round
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GET
THAT BROKEN FINGER
OFF OF MY DASHBOARD
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on this week's episode of Ships I Do Not...
amy pond/sherlock
like in what weird universe would sherlock actually put up with amy’s whining and in what universe would she go for someone so cold and distant
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lucy-vanpelt:
what world is this?!
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homosaurus-rex:
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
cherswifts:
one day, 30 years from now, somebody on here is going to run for president
and you’ll lose because you wrote fanfics about teenage boys having buttsex when you were 12
lovelylaughing:
is it possible to sue louis and harry for emotional damage
btw i bought the tour dvd and i’ve spent the majority of it sobbing into my best friend’s shoulders “THESE ARE REAL PEOPLE WHO EXIST”
Anonymous asked: where do you get your URL from?
Anonymous asked: what are you some of your favorite blogs ?
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halfbrokenhorses:
I’m old enough to know things; things like not to touch a hot stove, to separate the whites from the colors in the wash, to always use a turn signal. I’m old enough to know that coffee can keep a person alive, that a good night’s sleep is something of a fantasy. These are things I’ve learned, some from observation but most from experience. I’m old enough to know these things...
welcome to tumblr
right now we’re at a stage where we love an actor who portrayed a bloodthirsty misunderstood norse god and a foul-mouthed british boy band
enjoy your stay
i am open to every single opinion
except if you don’t like rose tyler
i don’t care if you have the best reasoning in the world
you are WRONG
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darrenfartspuppies:
REMEMBER WHEN “LET THE MAGIC BEGIN” REMEMBER WHEN “SOMETHING EVIL HAS RETURNED TO HOGWARTS” REMEMBER WHEN “SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES” REMEMBER WHEN “EVERYTHING IS ABOUT TO CHANGE” REMEMBER WHEN “THE REBELLION BEGINS” REMEMBER WHEN “DARK SECRETS REVEALED” REMEMBER WHEN “NOWHERE IS SAFE” REMEMBER WHEN “IT ALL ENDS HERE”
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it looks like he has some sort of iced mocha or something
i bet he does
with like
a shot of like COCONUT or some crazy shit like that
who do you think you are lewis
you don’t work in this van
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apatows replied to your post: louis tomlinson would not order a frappuccino he…
it’s probably something extravagant and complicated like a latte with a double shot of espresso soy milk only with just a touch of cinnamon and just one ice cube served in a crystal goblet that says ‘princess’
fat free
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nor would he order any fruity drink
louis tomlinson needs his coffee
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louis tomlinson would not order a frappuccino
he is too haute couture for that
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there are two types of terrible people
people who spoil you when you don’t want to be spoiled
people who won’t spoil you when you want to be
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Anonymous asked: I had lyme disease and mono a few months ago. it sucked. go to the doctor asap because the longer you have lymes the harder it is to get rid of.
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i got bitten by a tick like four days ago
and it’s all red and swollen and it looks like peter parker’s spider bite
so i’m either going to develop powers which won’t really do me much good anyway
or i’m going to die